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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
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Itne
Kam Marks (In Hindi)
Ghantu: Pappu, Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan
papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
So Much less Marks (In
English)
Ghantu to his son: Pappu you scored very less marks? Needs to slap twice.
Pappu: Ok lets go I have already seen that foolish teacher's house.
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Thought
of the week
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"If you are innovative you have
many answers to a question. You may find a solution for any problem
in life if you are hardworking, innovative and honest.''.
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Ghantu Repairs Door bell
A lady calls Ghantu
for repairing door bell. Ghantu doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls
again, Ghantu replies: I am coming daily since last four days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.
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Mosquito
and a Fly
Bhantu: What is another
difference between a Mosquito and a Fly? Ghantu: A Fly can Fly but a Mosquito cannot Mosquito!
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Ghantu
Went to Doctor
Ghantu with
two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened
to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but
instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck
it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened
to your other ear?" "The same fulish fellow called me again."
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Marriage in India
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Ghantu:
In India, it is only with female.
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Surprised
Ghantu
Ghantu was
in a restaurant and his mobile rings, so he picks it up and says surprisingly
Hello,
how did you know I was here for a lunch?
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Ghantu's
Shoping at a Grocery Store
Ghantu goes
to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks
that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
He asks Ghantu to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
Ghantu goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next
week Ghantu finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog
food and goes to check out.The Manager again gets suspicious. He
thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably
feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Ghantu to bring and show him the dog before
he can let him have dog food. Ghantu goes home and returns with a dog. He
gets to buy the dog food. Next week Ghantu comes to the grocery store with
a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts
his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Ghantu This
is shit! Ghantu calmly replies: Yes, and I want toilet paper.
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Library
Complaint by Ghantu
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Ghantu walked up to the front
desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I have ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were
far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh!, so you must be the
person who took our phone book."
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December 1st 2008
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Ghantu`s Mother Died
Ghantu's friend asked why are you crying. Ghantu said my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend. After two minutes Ghantu cries even louder.
Friend: what's up now? Ghantu said my sister just called me, her mother
also died !
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Ghantu
Needs Vitamins For Grandson
Ghantu: I would like to take some vitamins for my grandson. Chemist:
Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Ghantu: Any will do, my grandson does not know
the alphabets yet!!
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Hole in your umbrella
Bhantu: Listen
Ghantu there is a hole in your umbrella. Ghantu: I know. I purposely made
it. Bhantu: But Whhyyyy? Ghantu: So that I know the rain is stopped
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Ghantu's
Slam Book
Slam Book filled by Ghantu. 1.Strength: My wife, 2.Weakness: Bhantu`s
wife, 3.Oppurtunity: When Bhantu is on tour. 4.Threat: When I am on
tour.
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Where
were U born?
Teacher to Ghantu " Where were
you born? Ghantu : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Ghantu : (after
thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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What
is indside the bag
Bhantu to
Ghantu if you tell me what is inside this bag, all eggs will be yours and
if you tell me how many eggs are inside you will get all 8 eggs. Ghantu said
how I can tell like this first give me some hint.
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