Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
Itne Kam Marks (In Hindi)
Ghantu: Pappu, Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

So Much less Marks  (In English)
Ghantu to his son: Pappu you scored very less marks? Needs to slap twice. Pappu: Ok lets go I have already seen that foolish teacher's house.

Thought of the week


"If you are innovative you have many answers to a question.  You may find a solution for any problem in life if you are hardworking, innovative and honest.''.

Ghantu Repairs Door bell
A lady calls Ghantu for repairing door bell. Ghantu doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Ghantu replies: I am coming daily since last four days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Mosquito and a Fly
Bhantu: What is another difference between a Mosquito and a Fly? Ghantu: A Fly can Fly but a Mosquito cannot Mosquito!
Ghantu Went to Doctor
Ghantu with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?" "The same fulish fellow called me again."
Marriage in India
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Ghantu: In India, it is only with female
Surprised Ghantu
Ghantu was in a restaurant and his mobile rings, so he picks it up and says surprisingly Hello, how did you know I was here for a lunch?
Ghantu's Shoping at a Grocery Store
Ghantu goes to a grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks Ghantu to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Ghantu goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food. Next week Ghantu finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Ghantu to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Ghantu goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week Ghantu comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Ghantu This is shit! Ghantu calmly replies: Yes, and I want toilet paper.
Library Complaint by Ghantu

Ghantu walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I have ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!" The librarian replied, "Oh!, so you must be the person who took our phone book."
December 1st  2008

Ghantu`s Mother Died
Ghantu's friend asked why are you crying. Ghantu said my mother is dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. After two minutes Ghantu cries even louder. Friend: what's up now? Ghantu said my sister just called me, her mother also died !

Ghantu Needs Vitamins For Grandson
Ghantu: I would like to take some vitamins for my grandson. Chemist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Ghantu: Any will do, my grandson does not know the alphabets yet!!

Hole in your umbrella
Bhantu: Listen Ghantu there is a hole in your umbrella. Ghantu: I know. I purposely made it. Bhantu: But Whhyyyy? Ghantu: So that I know the rain is stopped

Ghantu's Slam Book
Slam Book filled by Ghantu. 1.Strength: My wife, 2.Weakness: Bhantu`s wife,  3.Oppurtunity: When Bhantu is on tour. 4.Threat: When I am on tour.

Where were U born?
Teacher to Ghantu " Where were you born? Ghantu : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Ghantu : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.

What is indside the bag
Bhantu to Ghantu if you tell me what is inside this bag, all eggs will be yours and if you tell me how many eggs are inside you will get all 8 eggs. Ghantu said how I can tell like this first give me some hint.

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Last Updated: November 30th 2008