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Namaste Malik
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
William Shakespeare
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| Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Are you OK
(In Hindi)
Air hostess: Aap ek ghante me char bar toilet gaye!
Are you OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? Ghantu: 'Chain'
hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
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Mainu te Nahi Hain (In Hindi)
A lady asked Ghantu: LIPTON di chah hai?
Ghantu replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
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Ghantu riding a cycle
(In Hindi)
Ghantu while
riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Ghantu: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!
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In
a Shopping Mall
Girl to Ghantu: What is the price
for this dress?
Ghantu: Just five kisses.
Girl: And what about that dress?
Ghantu: Just ten kisses.
Girl: OK just pack both the dresses,
Grand Ma will make the payment.
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Wallpaper
of the week
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Source: http://www.santabanta.com
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Have
a Nice Week
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Ghantu Felt Sleepy
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Once Ghantu was travelling on a train.
He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees
to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt
that for 20 rupees, Ghantu deserved more service. So, when Ghantu fell asleep,
the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, Ghantu was
woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and
suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone
else"
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My
revenge
Ghantu told
his wife that after his death she should marry Bhantu. "But why should I marry
Bhantu who is your enemy no one" enquired his wife. Ghantu quipped, "Oh Darling,
this is the only way I can take my revenge from that useless fellow.
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Two horses
Ghantu and
Bhantu had just bought two horses. Now the problem was that they could not
differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Ghantu cuts the left ear
of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse. While doing
so, an enemy of Ghantu looks at him.This enemy also cuts the left ear of
bhantu's horse. By doing so Ghantu and bhantu come in confusion to differenciate.
So, next thing Ghantu keeps on cutting his horse's right ear, then his tail,
then makes him blind and so on. And the enemy also kept on doing so with
bhantu's horse. At last Ghantu's horse had no legs left and bhantu's horse
was with one leg only .The enemy also went and cut bhantu's horse one leg.
So, in the morning it was the same sitaution. How to diffrenciate thier horses.
So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - Ghantu said
- O.K Bhantu You keep the black one and i will keep the white one.
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Difficult Interview Question!
Interviewer
said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" Ghantu thought for a while and said,"my
choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have
made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes
first, Day or Night?" Ghantu was jolted into reality
as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought
for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you
promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
Thus, Ghantu
was selected!
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| December 22nd 2008
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Today is our anniversary
Preeto: Darling today is our
anniversary, what should we do?
Ghantu: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!...
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Getting
a job
Ghantu: "When
I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Bhantu:
"Did you?" Ghantu: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."
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The
Cabare Dance
Ghantu goes
to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything
there that you were not supposed to see? Ghantu: Yes, I saw dad watching cabare
dance.
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Desi
Pizza!
Ghantu ordered
a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
Ghantu replied
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Ghantu Read Something on the Wall
Ghantu was
walking on the road and paused to read something on the wall. It read "Padne
waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Ghantu thought for an hour, erased
it and wrote back, "Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).
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