Namaste Ji
Thought of the week
''O Mother Earth, enrich me  with the wisdom so that I should not damage or degrade you, wherever, I dig out, should quickly be regenerated and covered with greenery'' - Rabindranath Tagore
Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
Tum Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho
Ghantu went to see a girl for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Ghantu asks: Behenji, aap kitne bhai behan ho? (Sister how many brother and sister are you)
Girl: Vaise to 3 the par ab 4 ho gaye.
(actually we were 3 but now we are 4)
I will become mad
Ghantu: If something happen to you I will become mad.
Preeto (Ghantu’s wife): Will you marry for second time.
Ghantu: I can’t say anything as mad man can do anything
What a Glass
Ghantu : Look Bhantu, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you put drink in it.
Bhantu:Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the drink stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

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Have a Nice Week

You have become father
Nurse: Congrates Ghantu you have become father, you are blessed by a baby boy. Ghantu: Thankyou, please do me a favor don’t tell my wife I’ll give her a surprise.

Ghantu in Hospital
Ghantu was in the hospital, so the family sent for his friend Bhantu. As Bhantu stood beside the bed, Ghantu's condition grew worse, and he wrote a small note then he died. Bhantu thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he kept it in his pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhantu was visting Ghantu's family. "You know," Bhantu said, "Ghantu handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Ghantu, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for all of us."
He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"

Men - dominated by their women
God said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

January 12th  2009

They called me GOD
Ghantu: People consider me as a "GOD"
Bhantu : How do you know that?
Ghantu : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
I want to enjoy the sunday
Ghantu: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy, so I bought three movie tickets
Preeto (Ghantu's wife): Why three?
Ghantu: For you and your parents.

Husband went to buy potatoes
Lady to inspector Ghantu: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Ghantu: Why don't you cook something else.

Ghantu to his new bride
Ghantu to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

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Last Updated: January 11' 2009