Namaste Malik
Thought of the week

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
William Shakespeare
Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
Nasha har gam bhula deta hai
Ghantu: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife? Ghantu: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.

Pehla Operation
Ghantu: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

Ghantu joined NASA
After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to: SATYANASA

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An astronomer was watching

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Ghantu was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that, Ghantu shouted, "What a Shot you made!"

When do you buy this Motorbike
Manager: When do you buy this motorbike. Ghantu: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in motorbike, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever you want. I took the motorbike what can I do with her clothes.

Types of Tenses
Teacher: Ghantu tell how many types of tenses are there. Ghantu: Three types. Teacher: Tell example for each. Ghantu: Madam, I saw your daughter yesterday. Today I love her. Tomorrow I’ll take her and marry her.

One day Ghantu
One day Ghantu bravely told her girl friend I Love you. Angry Girl friend: Cant you say this politely. Ghantu: I Love you sister.

Friend: If you feel cold what you will do. Ghantu: I will sit in front of a heater. Friend if you still feel cold what you will do. Ghantu: I will switch on the heater.

Ghantu to his new bride
Ghantu to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

Titanic was sinking
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Ghantu, “How far is land”? Ghantu: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Ghantu: Downwards!

February 9th  2009

We'll apply next year
When Ghantu and his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have three children?" Ghantu replied: "Ok! we'll apply next year."

Whose skeleton is that
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Ghantu: Tipu Sultan’s skeleton. Tourist: and smaller skeleton next to it? Ghantu: Tipu’s when he was child.

Slambook filled by Ghantu
Strength: My wife,Preeto.
Weakness: Bhantu’ s wife, Jeeto.
Oppurtunity: When Bhantu is on tour.
Threat: When I m on tour.

We are Going to Marry
Ghanto to a friend: Me and my girl friend are going to Marry. Friend: Wao, what a good news, When you are going to marry. Ghante: me on December 7th and my girl friend on December 14th.

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Last Updated: February 9' 2009