Thought of the week
"If you are innovative you have many answers to a question.  You may find a solution for any problem in life if you are hardworking, innovative and honest.''.
Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
Itne Kam Marks (In Hindi)
Ghantu: Pappu, Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
So Much less Marks  (In English)
Ghantu to his son: Pappu you scored very less marks? Needs to slap twice. Pappu: Ok lets go I have already seen that foolish teacher's house.
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One day Ghantu went with his wife preeto to a clinic, the doctor took the patient (preeto) inside the consultation room.
Preeto: Doctor please call your nurse inside!
Doctor: Why you have no faith in me or What??
Preeto: No doctor, It's not like that, I have no faith in my husband!!

Ghantu at the local cricket Match
In one local criket match Ghantu raised his bat on 35 runs and started waving at the crowd. His partner Bhantu asked "Ghantu, there is no century or half century or wining moment why you raised your bat." Ghnatu replied: "You don't know the value of 35, I know it from my school time. It's the Passing Marks!"

Robbing the Bank
Ghantu and Bhantu decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack each. After a while they meet again and one asks the other...
Ghantu: 'What did you find in your sack?'
Bhantu: 'Ten lakh Rupees!'
Ghnatu: 'Wow... that's a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash?'
Bhantu: 'I bought a house. How about your sack?'
Ghnatu: 'Bah... it was full of bills.'
Bhantu: 'And what did you do with them?'
Ghantu: 'Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...'

The Suicide Bomber
Ghantu joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. 
Ghantu: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now? Boss: Wait for more.
Ghantu: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now? Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after. Ghantu pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest!

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Tarun K.Raghuvanshi

February 16th  2009

Popular Ghantu
Ghantu was bragging to his boss one day," You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Ghantu how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Ghantu and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough,Tom Cruise, shouts, " Ghantu! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Ghantu 's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Ghantu that he thinks Ghantu knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Ghantu says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Ghantu says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." At the White House, Bush spots Ghantu on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, " Ghantu, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup of coffee first." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Ghantu, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Ghantu. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known the Pope a long time." So they fly to Rome. Ghantu and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Ghantu says, "This will never work. I cannot catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Ghantu emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Ghantu returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Ghantu asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said," Who is that on the balcony with Ghantu?"

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Last Updated: February 16' 2009