Namashkar Malik!
Thought of the week
  Happiness does’nt come from external things it’s within you, so explore it. Those who find it will always be happy.
Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
(In Hindi) Ek bar Ghantu ne banto se kaha aaj hamari shadi ki saalgirah hai chalo mast tareke se manaye. Ek jam tum lo aur ek jam main leta hoon. Banto ne ek ghoot peya aur boli……….. chee kitni karbi hai. Is par Ghantu boli to tujhe kya lagta hai main rooj peekar maje leta  hoon….karbi to mujhe bhi lagti hai…

(In English) One day Ghantu said to his wife, today is our marriage anniversary let us celebrate it in a good way. You take one peg of whisky and I will also take one. After sipping Bhanto said…..eeeh its taste is very bitter. Listing to this Ghantu said and what do you think everyday I am enjoing it’s taste……it taste bitter to me also.
Tumhare Bharose (In Hindi)
Ghantu apni biwi se kahta hai, maine ladka manga tha, ladki kaise ho gayi? Biwi kahti hai tumhare bharose rahti to ye bhi nahi hoti..!

Why Ghantu is Unhappy
Ghantu unhappy on the birth of the twins ! WHY ? ?; becouse he is worried that "who is the father of the  other child".

      Have a Nice Day!

Men - dominated by their women
God said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

The Dentist
A old lady one day went to a dentist. The lady was suffering from a tooth infection. She explained her problem to the dentist and requested  him to do something immediately. The dentist took her to the operation theater and asked her to sit on the chair and open her mouth. The lady, since she was suffering from the pain, managed to open her mouth slightly. Dentist said to the lady slightly more open your mouth. The lady tried and open her mouth slightly more. Again dentist said madam please open slightly more…….three four times it continues. The lady finally got upset and shouted at the dentist are you planning to sit in my mouth to remove my teeth.

March 30th  2009

Bye bye
Ghantu, very proud of his humour used to tell his wife while leaving for the office: "Good bye four children mother." One day his wife fed up of this and answered: "Bye Bye, two children father." That ended the husband's jokes.

My wife is having an affair
Ghantu and his two friends were talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and it was’nt mine." His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Ghantu says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse". Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Husband went to buy potatoes
Lady to inspector Ghantu: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Ghantu: Why don't you cook something else.

Ghantu to his new bride
Ghantu to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

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Last Updated: March 29th 2008