Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
Ham tere pyar me had se gujar gaye…Ham
tere pyar main had se gujar gaye… to toah hamari ho na sake tere saheli ke
ham ho gaye.
Nadi ka kinara tha, Nadi ka kinara tha julfo ka saya tha paas jake dekha
to sardar naha raha tha.
Hamne tum se pyar kiya abla samaj ke tere baap
ne ham ko peeta tabla samaj ke.
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Wall Paper of Lord Krishna
from www.santabanta.com
(Click to view the full poster)
'' There is no shortcut for success. Hardwork
never fails you will be rewarded for your hard work some times rewards are
immediate and some times delayed''.
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Get yourself set on
journey to discover new horizons. Meet unfold challenges.... create new interests,
new experiences and new friends.....
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Classic
Definitions......
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Cigarette
: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the
other.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake
in such a way that every body believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary :
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference
Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Classic
:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of
things straight.
Office
: A place
where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe
that you know more than you actually do.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their
mistakes.
Diplomat
: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from
Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured
yet."
Pessimist : A person who says that
O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter
in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser
: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father
: A banker provided by nature.
Boss : Someone
who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes
your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,
and kills you with his bills.
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No Question of
Pain........
One
day Santa and Banta were going on there motor bike. Santa was driving
and at a sharp turn on the road he did not see a speeding truck coming towards
them…in a fraction of second they were dashed into the truck. With the impact
Banta was through into the nearby grass land and he was safe but Santa
was badly hurt….he got number of sharp cuts which were bleeding and one of
his leg was also broken. Banta managed to get a lift in a car and took Santa
to the nearby hospital. Immediately the doctor attended them. Banta told
the doctor that Santa’s one leg is broken. The doctor asked Santa to
put his broken leg straight so that he can apply the plaster. Santa put his
leg forward and doctor applied the plaster. After the doctor left Banta asked
Santa really I appreciate you are very brave while doctors were applying
the plaster on your leg I couldn’t see any sign of pain on your face. Oh
Banta , said Santa do you think I am a fool when doctor asked me to keep
the broken leg forward I kept my leg which was not broken, so no question
of pain…..
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Eye
problem….
One day an old man went to an eye doctor. Doctor I cant see properly please
examine my eyes. Doctor said OK could you read those letters written on that
chart old man answered no. Then doctor put a pair of lenses in a frame and
again asked the old man to read the letters, again the old man answered no
I cant see anything. Now doctor changed the lenses with high power lenses
and again asked the old man to read the letters, this time also the old man
said no I cant see anything. Doctor was upset, finally he decided to check
his eyes by putting lenses of binoculars. He changed the lenses with binoculars
lenses and asked the old man to read. Old man…..jumped in excitement and
said thank you doctor now I can see everything clearly….how much I have to
pay you. Doctor said Rs. 500, old man paid Rs. 500 and came out of the clinic
happily with new glasses. Just next to the clinic one man was selling grapes.
Old man went to that man and said give me four balloons….
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Weather Forecast
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Today’s weather forecast
special….
Today the sun will appear from the east in the
morning and will set in the west sometimes in the evening.
Today there may be some clouds in the sky, it may or
may not rain.
If it is a sunny day the temperature may be high if it
rains the temperature will be low. But we are sure that during night the
temperature will be low.
Winds may blow in any direction during day time, we are
not sure in which direction, as these are winds and are free to flow
in any direction.
This is what the weather forecast is…..keep tuned for all latest weather
forecast.
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