Fun Section                                                                                                                          Oct 16' 2006     

Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...

Ham tere pyar me had se gujar gaye…Ham tere pyar main had se gujar gaye… to toah hamari ho na sake tere saheli ke ham ho gaye.

Nadi ka kinara tha, Nadi ka kinara tha julfo ka saya tha paas jake dekha to sardar naha raha tha.

Hamne tum se pyar kiya abla samaj ke tere baap ne ham ko peeta tabla samaj ke.

Wall Paper of Lord Krishna
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'' There is no shortcut for success. Hardwork never fails you will be rewarded for your hard work some times rewards are immediate and some times delayed''.

Get yourself set on journey to discover new horizons. Meet unfold challenges.... create new interests, new experiences and new friends.....

Classic Definitions......
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that every body believes he got the biggest piece.

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile :  A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Etc.  : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

 : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser :  A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician :  One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
No Question of  Pain........
One day Santa and Banta  were going on there motor bike. Santa was driving and at a sharp turn on the road he did not see a speeding truck coming towards them…in a fraction of second they were dashed into the truck. With the impact Banta was through into the nearby grass land and he was safe but Santa  was badly hurt….he got number of sharp cuts which were bleeding and one of his leg was also broken. Banta managed to get a lift in a car and took Santa to the nearby hospital. Immediately the doctor attended them. Banta told the doctor that Santa’s one leg is broken. The doctor asked Santa  to put his broken leg straight so that he can apply the plaster. Santa put his leg forward and doctor applied the plaster. After the doctor left Banta asked Santa really I appreciate you are very brave while doctors were applying the plaster on your leg I couldn’t see any sign of pain on your face. Oh Banta , said Santa do you think I am a fool when doctor asked me to keep the broken leg forward I kept my leg which was not broken, so no question of pain…..
Eye problem….
One day an old man went to an eye doctor. Doctor I cant see properly please examine my eyes. Doctor said OK could you read those letters written on that chart old man answered no. Then doctor put a pair of lenses in a frame and again asked the old man to read the letters, again the old man answered no I cant see anything. Now doctor changed the lenses with high power lenses and again asked the old man to read the letters, this time also the old man said no I cant see anything. Doctor was upset, finally he decided to check his eyes by putting lenses of binoculars. He changed the lenses with binoculars lenses and asked the old man to read. Old man…..jumped in excitement and said thank you doctor now I can see everything clearly….how much I have to pay you. Doctor said Rs. 500, old man paid Rs. 500 and came out of the clinic happily with new glasses. Just next to the clinic one man was selling grapes. Old man went to that man and said give me four balloons….
Weather Forecast .....

Today’s weather forecast special….

Today the sun will appear from the east in the morning and will set in the west sometimes in the evening.

Today there may be some clouds in the sky, it may or may not rain.

If it is a sunny day the temperature may be high if it rains the temperature will be low. But we are sure that during night the temperature will be low.

Winds may blow in any direction during day time, we are not sure in which direction, as these are winds and  are free to flow in any direction.

This is what the weather forecast is…..keep tuned for all latest weather forecast.