|Election ka hai jor hain sabhi josh main naita ho ya chor. E baar hamar gango dhobhi bhi hain josh main
. Kehtey hain larunga election E baar josh main
Apna gadha ko roj rahe nehla kehtey hain E ko banaonga apna chunav nisha
Mohalla ka saab kapra dho rahe bena paisa gango kehtey vot chaiyey tumrah nehi chaiye paisa. Agar chunav jeet gaya ham to E mohalla ko badal donga ham
. Nalka main bahegi daro, roj murga banaeygi joru
. E mohalla main sala koi kaam nahi karega agar karega to bas aaram karega.
Wall Paper Herbert Lake and Bow Range, Canadian Rockies, Alberta www.webshots.com
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Every day is a new day to begin, learn from mistakes and try to do work without mistakes.
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New aerobics Center: Workout your fat at our centre, no food restrictions, eat anything and melt
your fat with our experienced instructors.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
A dry-cleaning advertisement: We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
An advertisement: Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
An advertisement for Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
An advertisement for a nursery: For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
A Social Notice: Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
An advertisement for a restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
A sign in front of an advertising agency: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"
A Notice In a maternity ward: "No children allowed."
An advertisement for a superstore: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
A Notice for change of address of barbershop from ground floor to first floor: Now we are cutting underneath hairs upstairs.
An advertisement in a restaurant: ''Hot roasted chicken $ 20, Fresh Fish roasted $ 15, child below 5 years served free''.
|You may also participate in FUNSECTION by sending some funny item.
|I Was Joking.....
Sonu : Mummy-Mummy Ramo and geeta, our servants in that room…..
Mummy:Tell Sonu what they are doing in that room.
Sonu : Mummy Ramo was holding Geeta and was kissing her some times on her face some times here and some times there.......
Mummy : Gurrrrrrrrrrrrr……. Ramo ‘O’ Ramo come here fast
Ramo : Yes madam what happened.
Mummy : You fool what you were doing in that room with Geeta.
Ramo : Nothing madam...I swear I was working in the kitchen, preparing meal.
Mummy : Sonu come here Ramo says he was working in the kitchen.
Sonu : Mummy Ha…Ha….Ha…. I was joking it was’nt Ramo…it was PAPA…Ha…Ha..Ha.
|Thought of the week…
Good judgement comes from experience.
But where does experience comes from? Experience comes from bad judgement.
- Mark Twain
You Don't Worry.....
Santa was really facing a very hard time….he never suffered like this
before. Unemployed, no money… even he was forced to beg for food. One day
in frustration he decided to end his life. While he was climbing a high hill
to jump and end his life, on the parapet wall he saw a notice
‘’ Urgently need Indian lion for Zambo Circus’’. Santa immidiately decided
a plan in his mind. Went to the market and managed to get a lion skin from
a departmental store. He also managed to contact his old friend to become
the owner of an India Lion. Santa put on the Lion Skin and his friend
took him to the Zambo Circus. His friend managed to fix a deal with the manager
and Santa as a lion was rented for Rs 5000 per month. The manager called
a boy and asked him to take the lion and keep him in lions room. The man
took Santa and left him in the lions room. Santa saw there was
another lion sitting in the corner. Santa was scared he removed his
lion skin and requested other lion not to eat him…..because of poverty he
has become a lion. Listening to this another lion removed his skin and said
you just don’t worry I am also like you…..