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Ham
bhi cricket khelonga Ham bhi cricket khelonga Are bhai aap kahen cricket
khelenge, Apana kam karo dhobhi ho dhobhi hi raho… Kahen ham nahi khel sakta
kya, E main kya antar hai….ham apna kapra ko bhi to thapki se peet peet kar
dhota hoon. Saala gendhva nahi peeth sakte kya…. Are bhai aap nahi samjhte
hain gango dhobhi.. E khel bahoot style ka hai…. E khel gend balle ka nahi
aur bhi bahoot kutch karne ka hai. Style ma Coca pene ka hai….Marutiye ka
addva karne ka hai…aap se ye sab hoga.. Kahen nahi hoga sala apna gadha
ko ham roaj doehe time chalata hoon sala Marutiya be haak longa ham … tum
tanik chinta nahi karo. Ham bhi cricket khelonga.... Ham bhi cricket khelonga
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A Good Thought...
Trust your capabilities, believe in yourself, work honestly and be keen for learning.
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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
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1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10 = 1111111111
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9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
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1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321 |
Beauty of Mathematics is Contributed By:
Engr. Mohammad Abdul Bari E-mail: bariameer@hotmail.com
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Scientific Joke....
Once
all the scientists die and went to heaven.. They decide to play hide-n-seek..Unfortunately
Einstein is the one who became the den..He is supposed to count up to 100...and
then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding except Newton ....Newton
just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100. He opens his eyes and finds
Newton standing in front. Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out...He claims that he is not Newton.
All
the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton. Newton
says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton
per meter squared.. since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm
Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.....!
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Three can manage....
One day Shanti, the servant, came in shouting madam madam madam… Madam said
yes what happen why are you shouting. Shanti said look madam out side three
ladies are beating your mother-in-law very badly. Oh! madam came out on the
terrace and saw the three ladies beating her mother-in-law. Shanti said,
madam why don’t you go and help…. No Shanti I thing those three can manage
with that they don’t need the fourth one to join…..
Thought of the week…
''O
Mother Earth, enrich me with the wisdom so that I should not damage
or degrade you, wherever, I dig out, should quickly be regenerated and covered
with greenery''
- Rabindranath Tagore
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I want to eat an Apple....
One day Banta Singh was climbing over a mango tree, Santa Singh saw him and
asked him that what for he is climbing over that tree. Banta Singh said I
want to eat an apple that is why I am climbing over this tree. Santa Singh
said but this is a mango tree how you can eat an apple up there. Banta Singh
showed him an apple in his hand and said buddy I already brought an apple
from my home.
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