In a flight airhostes asks Gangwa are you a Vegetarian or
non vegetarian Sir? Gangwa : I m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari
hain ya shakahari? Gangwa : Hum BIHARI hain...!
Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk
asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg
ke baad khulti hain.
Mount Athabasca Jasper National Park , Super Stock Inc.
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Thought
of the week…
"If you can not change your fate, change
your attitude".
The happiest people in the world are
not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things
that are less than perfect.
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Thought of the Week....
I invite you
to begin a new season where we can dream that everything we undertake is
possible and we fulfil it, with joy and dignity.
I will take the time to be happy and will leave my footprints and my
presence in the hearts of others.
I
will defy every obstacule that appears on my way trusting I will succeed.
I
will be brave enough not to let any opportunity pass me by, my only alternative
is to succeed.
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Nurse:
A beautiful woman who holds your hand
for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Girlfriend:
girlfriends are like exams too many questions too difficult to understand
and it results always in FAILURE.
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Women:
God made man and then rested. God made
women and then no one rested
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way
cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds
cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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I mixed RUM in
water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY
in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again
!!!
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Q:
How did Ghantu cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
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Ghantu to a girlfriend: Darling,
am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you are. But, why do
all men ask the same silly question?
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What is the limit of foolishness? Santa
and Banta fighting for a window seat on a Motor cycle.
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Jeeto: You say I look old, but
people still praise me. Santa: It must be Banta. Jeeto: How do you know?
Santa: He is a SCRAP DEALER.
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Q.Why
did Ghantu Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Because it was
written in the paper "Answer in brief" !
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Museum administrator: That was
a 500 year old statue that you have broken. Ghantu: Thank God! I thought it
was a new one.
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Ghantu
was crying in doctors clinic.Banta asked why he was crying.Ghantu replied
I came for Blood test and doctor has cut my finger for blood. Banta said,
oh god I came here for urine test....what he is going to cut.
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Ghantu: "I saw my Wife going to
a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did you follow them inside?" "No friend,"
replied Ghantu, "I had already SEEN the Movie !"
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BANANA PEEL
WHAT DID GHANTU SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
Ans. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
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Car Indicator is Working or not...
Santa and Banta were driving a Car,
Santa puts on the indicator and asks Banta to check whether it is working.Banta
puts his head out and says - NO..YES..NO..YES..NO........
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Ghantu's
Problem
Ghantu could not understand why his sister had two brothers and he only
had one.
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We only found two
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta
find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.
"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta. "Don’t worry
about it," says Santa. "We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two."
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