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Ganguva le aayeva mobilva,
mohalla ka har nukkar pe ye shor ba Ganguva le aayeva mobilva, kabhi Kalloo
to kabhi Madho dhubya se batiyavat rahen…..Haloo Haloo karke etravat rahen.
Gangva ke joru matha peet peet chilavat rahen, E gangva kamva nahi karat
to kya ham khavat rahen. Kapra ka lag gaya dheer va….E Ganggva le aayeva
mobilva. Gangu ki joru ab pagla gayen keh rahen ham javat apna maika tum
sambahlo apna chowka. E sala Ganguva le aayeva mobilva.
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Do not speak out those
words for others, which you don’t like for yourself.
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Late
Realization........
Ghantu and Bhantu were
attending a party on the terrace of the 20th floor of a big building.
Suddenly some body shouted Bhantu your daughter has jumped from the terrace.
Listening to this he jumped from the terrace. When he reached 15th floor
he said to himself that I do not have a daughter. In the mean time he reached
upto 11th floor, then he realised that he is still unmarried by the time
he further reached upto 5th floor. Now he recalled O A I am not even Bhantu
I am Ghantu ……….BAANG….it’s too late to realise that I am Ghantu .
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Ghantu - the brave
man.....
Ghantu with lot of difficulty managed to enter
into the train, which was very crowded. One of the passengers said really
you are a brave man you managed to catch the train. Ghantu : what brave I
came to send off one of my friend who is left on the plate form.
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No Problem....
Once Ghantu was visiting a museum in Germany. The guide was explaining various
items kept in the museum to Ghantu. Ghantu saw one chair kept in the corner
of the hall he went to it and sit on it. Guide : Sir you can not sit on that
chair this is Albert Einstein’s chair. Ghantu : no problem I will leave this
chair when he will come.
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You may also contribute
some funny stuff for funsection. Your contribution will be acknowledged with
your name and picture.
It may be some funny article, joke,
cartoon or any thing which is funny.
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Thought
of the week…
Those who help themselves
god also help them. There is no shortcut for success, so keep doing hard
work.
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Beggar:
Madam please give me some cake. Madam:
what if I’ll give you some thing else to eat. Beggar: no madam I need a cake only
as today is my Happy birthday.
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Which is More - Desire
for love or desire for food?
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You may also participate
in FUNSECTION
by sending some funny item.
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Please send your comments for 'FUNSECTION'
at tkraghuvanshi@gmail.com
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One-day teacher was explaining
in the class that desire for love is more powerful then desire for food.
To demonstrate this teacher performed an experiment. He brought a mouse kept
in a wooden box, and told students that for last 2 days the mouse was not
allowed to eat anything. Then he kept few grains of wheat on the table on
one side and a female mouse on the other side of the table. The box was opened
and the mouse came out and rushed to eat the wheat grains. The teacher was
upset again he kept the mouse in the box and replaced the wheat grains with
maize. Again the experiment was repeated this time also the mouse went towards
the maize grains. The teacher replaced the food grains many times and repeated
the experiment but every time the mouse went towards the food grains only.
Watching all this silently, one student came close to the teacher and said
Sir you are not performing this experiment correctly you have replaced the
food grains every time but you have not replaced the female mouse…..replace
it once and then see.
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