One day Ghantu goes to a bank for withdrawing
cash of Rs.25,000. Lady cashier asks in Hindi. 'So So Ke Loge?' Ghantu: 'Khade
Khade Bhi chalega!'
..tere baap ne parh liya mera love letter;
..Philips, lets make things better.......
...ek tusi itrate vi bohat ho; ek tusi sharmate vi bohat ho; dil to kerta
hai tenu DINNER te le jawan; kambakhat tusi khate vi bohat ho.
Ghantu car ki battery change karwane gaya... Mechanic - Sahab, EXIDE ki
daal doon ? Ghantu - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem
hogi.
Girl asks Ghantu "Will you marry me?" Ghantu says
"No. In our family we only marry relatives - mom married dad, bhaiya married
bhabi, taya married tayi...!!
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Thought
of the week…
Happiness does’nt come from external
things it’s within you, so explore it. Those who find it will always be happy.
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Mrs Ghantu on a phone line
One day Mrs Ghantu kept the phone after 25 minutes inspite of her habit
of long chats. Whats the matter today? asked Ghantu. Mrs Ghantu: 'I got wrong
number.'
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Due to some unavoidable
circumstances FUNSECTION is not updated today i.e Oct. 27th 2008. It will
be updated shortly. I regret inconvenience on this account.
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Whatever shines is not always gold.
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Ghantu
enters a store that sell curtains.....
Ghantu enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains.
He showed him several patterns, but Ghantu seemed to be having a hard time
choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Ghantu replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room
are they for?"
Ghantu tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer
monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Ghantu says, "Hellllooo........I' ve got Windows!"
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Ghantu
went for Interview
Ghantu on an
interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer - Who
killed Mahatma Gandhi ? Ghantu - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
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Upset
Ghantu...who's the Father
Ghantu came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Meeto,
with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father
to extract revenge.
"Was it my friend Bhantu", he demanded.
"No !" his weeping wife replied.
"Was it my friend Lalan then?" he asked.
"No !!!" she said even more upset.
"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.
"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Meeto snapped.
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Ghantu a Proud
Father.....
Ghantu "i'm a proud father, my son is in medical college" Bhantu "Really!
What is he studying?" Ghantu "he is not studying. THEY ARE STUDYING HIM.
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Ghantu
and Bhantu on Island
Ghantu and
Bhantu fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent
islands and set to work. A few months later Ghantu takes a boat over to the
other island to see how Bhantu is doing. When he gets there, he finds Bhantu
standing among a group of natives.
"Greetings!
How is it going?" says Ghantu.
"Wonderful!" says Bhantu, "I have
discovered an important fact about the local language! Watch!"
He points at a palm tree and says,
"What is that?"
The natives, in unison, say, "Umbalo-gong!"
He then points at a rock and says,
"And that?"
The natives again intone, "Umbalo-gong!"
"You see!", says the beaming Bhantu,
"They use the SAME word for 'rock' and for 'palm tree'!"
"That is truly amazing!" says
the astonished Ghantu, "On the other island, the same word means 'index finger'!"
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I need
to know how...
Stalking into a police station late one
night, a man demands to speak to the burglar who broke into his home. "Sorry,that's
against the rule," says the desk sergeant."You didn't get it," says the man."I
need to know how he got in without waking my wife."
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