Fun Section                                                                                                 November 3rd 2008,  Monday
Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...

Machar ne aap ko kaata ess main us ka janun thaa, Aap ne uss ko khujaya ess main aap ka sakon thaa, Aap uss ko chaa kar bhi na maar sakay kiyon ki uss ki ragon main aap ka khoon thaa.

Bewafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi. Besharam tum ho to sharamdar hum bhi nahi. Piyar ke is moar par aa ke kehte ho ki shadishuda ho to kiya hua darling Kunware to hum bhi nahi.

Doctor to a husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

A Man asked Ghantu, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"
Ghantu bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Thought of the week…
Count your life by smile not by tears, Count your night by stars not by shadows, Count your age by friends not by years...

Blossom like flowers with gentle smiles make fragrance all around you and make everyone happy

Ghantu bought a new mobile....

Ghantu bought a new mobile.

He called everyone from his Phone Book and said "My Mobile Number. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.
What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus..?
Ghantu Replied : All were Born on Government Holidays.

Ghantu falls in love with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love you sister."
Ghantu went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Do you have other colours and design in it.
Ghantu found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Ghantu: Its very simple whatever you will order first will be served first.

One day Ghantu's son came to him and said Dad there is a man outside and wants donations for a swimming pool Ghantu goes out and gives him a glass of water.....
Frog to Ghantu: You do not have brain.
Ghantu: Ido have.
Frog: You don’t have.
Ghantu: Yes I do have.
Frog: finally said you do not have brain and jumped into a pond
Confused Ghantu: I do or do not have brain..why this frog have committed suicide.

Ghantu tells a girl Come to my house at night;
nobody will be there. Girl went at night to Ghantu's house and really there was nobody at home.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?  Ghantu: Very long!

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Last Updated: November 3rd 2008