Machar ne aap ko kaata ess main us ka janun thaa, Aap ne
uss ko khujaya ess main aap ka sakon thaa, Aap uss ko chaa kar bhi na maar
sakay kiyon ki uss ki ragon main aap ka khoon thaa.
Bewafa
tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi. Besharam tum ho to sharamdar hum bhi nahi.
Piyar ke is moar par aa ke kehte ho ki shadishuda ho to kiya hua darling
Kunware to hum bhi nahi.
Doctor to a husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group
same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo
pee rahi hai!
A Man asked Ghantu, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"
Ghantu bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Thought
of the week…
Count your life by smile not
by tears, Count your night by stars not by shadows, Count your age by friends
not by years...
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Blossom like flowers with gentle
smiles make fragrance all around you and make everyone happy
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Ghantu bought a new mobile....
Ghantu bought a new mobile.
He called
everyone from his Phone Book and said "My Mobile Number. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now
it is 6610.
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What is Common between: Krishna,
Ram, Gandhiji and Jesus..?
Ghantu Replied : All were Born on Government Holidays.
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Ghantu falls in love with a nurse...After
much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I love you sister."
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Ghantu went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next... Do you have
other colours and design in it.
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Ghantu found answer to the most
difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
Ghantu: Its very simple whatever you will order first will be served
first.
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One day Ghantu's son came to
him and said Dad there is a man outside and wants donations for a swimming
pool Ghantu goes out and gives him a glass of water.....
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Frog to Ghantu: You do not have
brain.
Ghantu: Ido have.
Frog: You don’t have.
Ghantu: Yes I do have.
Frog: finally said you do not have brain and jumped into a pond
Confused Ghantu: I do or do not have brain..why this frog have committed
suicide.
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