Big Item
Ghantu to his friend - I want to gift something to my girlfriend. Friend
-give her a gold ring. Ghantu - No man tel me some big thing. Friend - OK
then give her a MRF truck Tyre.
Bombay
Ghantu traveling in a plane going to Bombay. While plane was landing he
shouted bombay... bombay..., air hostes said 'be silent. Ghantu said ok ok
and shouted "ombay ombay".
Friend is kissing
A
man to Ghantu: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Ghantu rushes
home and came back within half an hour and slapped the man and said: “He’s
not my friend.”
Don”t use Mobile Here,
Ghantu
goes to a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, He Picks
his Mobile Phone and Calls everyone from his phone and says DON”T CALL
ME NOW.
Titanic was sinking.
When Titanic ship was sinking. An englishman
asked Ghantu, “How far is land”? Ghantu said 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into
sea. Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)? Ghantu: Downwards!
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Thought
of the week…
It
is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
- William Shakespeare
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Have A Nice Day
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Ghantu was a business graduate,
and had been out of school for several years. He had established a furniture
store and was doing quite well. He decided to expand the lines
he carried by adding some expensive French furniture he knew no one else
in town carried. He scheduled a buying trip to
France.
Ghantu first day in Paris
was very successful and he found a number of pieces he thought he could
profitably sell back home. After the arrangements were
made to begin shipping this furniture home, he decided to celebrate with
a glass of wine in a small sidewalk cafe.
The place was jammed,
but he managed to find an empty table. Just about the time his wine
arrived, a beautiful girl came by and motioned to the empty chair at his
table with a questioning look on her face. He assumed she wanted to sit
with him and nodded his head "yes." The girl sat down with him.
The girl tried to talk
to him, but, alas, he understood not one word of French. He tried to talk to her, but,
alas, she understood not one word of Hindi.
He had an idea. He took
a napkin and drew a wine glass and a question mark. She nodded her head "yes."
They sat quietly enjoying their wine. When it was just about finished,
Ghantu realized it was nearly time for dinner. He took another napkin and
drew a picture of two people at a table eating dinner. She nodded her head "yes" and
took him by the hand. She led him down the street to a very nice restaurant.
They went in. The
girl spoke with the head waiter and they were seated in a quiet corner where
they could hear the band playing and see the dance floor.
Ghantu could not read
the menu since it was in French, so he allowed the girl to order for him.
The
food was excellent and the couple thoroughly enjoyed it. After dinner, Ghantu took a napkin
and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded her head "yes" and
they danced to every song the band played, whether fast or slow. When the band quit playing and
began to pack away their instruments,the couple returned to their table.
The girl took a napkin
and reached for Ghantus pen. He handed it to her and she drew a picture
of a four leged bed..........!
Ghantu is still wondering
to this day how she knew he was in the furniture business.
What for you are looking in it?
Ghantu was looking at
his marriage certificate from very close for 1 hour . His Wife: "What for
you are looking in it?"
Ghantu:"Oh I am looking for Expiry date.
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Ghantu’s
English
Ghantu finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends
asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but
for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard and
at last wrote - THUNK "
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Afraid
of water
Ghantu (to his friend): my wife is afraid of water.
Friend: how can u say that?
Ghantu: yesterday when i reached my home i found her in the bath tub with
our security guard.......
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When Ghantu
met with an Accident...
Ghantu and Bhantu driving on a street,in different directions. Out of
some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They
were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars
were totaled.
Before Ghantu could say anything, Bhantu said, "Instead of fighting over
whose fault it was, why don`t we just celebrate that we were able to come
out alive?" Ghantu said, "Yeah, good idea!" "I have a bottle of whisky
in the trunk, why don`t I pull that out?",suggested Bhantu. He went around,
and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident.
He gave it to Ghantu and said, "Here, drink some!"
Ghantu took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his
mouth and handed the bottle over to Bhantu. "Here, you have some!" Bhantu
passed it back and said, "No, I think I`ll wait until the police get here."
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Bus
Tickets
Ghantu bought two tickets to Connaught Place from Tilak Nagar in a DTC
bus in Delhi. The conductor was a bit surprised as he could not see anyone
with Ghantu.
Conductor: "Oye man! Why do you need two tickets? You are travelling
alone?"
Ghantu: "Dont you know.. pick-pocketing is common on buses... so I will
keep one ticket in my shirts left pocket and the other in my right! So even
if a pickpocket gets at one of my pockets, I will still have a ticket and
will not travel without ticket!"
Conductor: "What if a pickpocket gets both your pockets?" Ghantu takes
out his wallet from his pant pocket: "I have a monthly pass also!"
Conductor: "And if someone gets your pant pockets also.. then what..
then you will be fined for travelling without ticket!!"
Ghantu puts his hand inside his shirt and displays his ID card (hanging
with a chain around his neck) and says with a cunning smile: "Than when
this DTC staff card will be used".
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