Galat
Sangat (In Hindi)
Preeto:
Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Ghantu: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai,
hum char dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten
nahin.
Bad
Company
Preeto: Last night you fell in a gutter.
Ghantu: What should I say this is all because of
bad company. Last night we were four friends and one bottle of whisky. Those
three silly guys.…no one drinks…..
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| Salary
Expected
Ghantu
was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what
was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote
: Yes!
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| I Kiss my Wife
Ghantu:
I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Bhanta:
Me too, after u leave.
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| Future
Tense
Teacher:
"I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Ghantu: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Thought
of the week…
"Those
who help themselves god also help them. There is no shortcut for success,
so keep doing hard work"
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Have A Nice Day
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Poor
Ghantu
Ghantu one day decided that he will make her wife (Preto) happy.
Early in the morning he prepared a good cup of tea and boiled two eggs and
happily took the breakfast for preto while she was in bed. With a gentle smile
he offered hot breakfast to Preto. Looking at Ghantu
with breakfast in his hands she shouted you will never understand today I
wanted to eat omelet from eggs and you have brought boiled eggs. Ghantu was disappointed, next day he again decided
to make Preto happy again he prepared a good cup of tea and today he prepared
good omelet from two eggs. Again he went with breakfast when Preto was in
bed. Preto looked at breakfast and again shouted…you will never understand
today you have made omelet from eggs but I wanted to eat boiled eggs. Poor
Ghantu again disappointed. Next
morning he again decided to make preto happy he made a good cup of tea and
boiled one egg and prepared omelet from other egg. Today he was very confident
that he will make Preto happy. Again he took the breakfast to Preto and offered
with gentle smile…..Preto after looking at breakfast again shouted you will
never understand… the egg from which I was thinking to eat omelet you have
boiled it and the egg which I was thinking to eat boiled you have made omelet
of it….Poor Ghantu still wondering why preto
was not happy.
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| Why are they Running
Ghantu - "why are all these people running?"
Bhantu - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Ghantu - "If only the winner will get the cup, why
are the others running?"
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| Ghantu Introduces
Ghantu
and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm Ghantu, my wife Preeto, the boy my kid and the girl
my kidney....
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| Why
dogs don't marry
Ghantu:
Why dogs don't marry? Bhantu: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Two lawyers had been life long
friends.......
Two lawyers had been life long
friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded
secretary.
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One day the secretary announced
she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would
pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born
and provide all expenses thereafter. The day of delivery arrived.
Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room.
Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my
car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is
born!" The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached
the car with a very grave look on his face. "What happened?" asked the waiting
car occupant. The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"
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After every 10 sec a woman gives
birth
A Teacher
was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 sec a woman
gives birth to a kid." Ghantu
stood up and said - "we must find that woman and stop her!".
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Ghantu
and Coffee
Ghantu and his wife buy coffee
in a shop.
Ghantu says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Ghantu says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
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