Fun Section                                                                                   November 17th 2008,  Monday
Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
Galat Sangat (In Hindi)
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Ghantu: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum char dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Bad Company
Preeto: Last night you fell in a gutter.
Ghantu: What should I say this is all because of bad company. Last night we were four friends and one bottle of whisky. Those three silly guys.…no one drinks…..
Salary Expected
Ghantu was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
I Kiss my Wife
Ghantu: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Bhanta: Me too, after u leave.
Future Tense
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Ghantu: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Boathouse at Dawn, Fiji
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Thought of the week…
"Those who help themselves god also help them. There is no shortcut for success, so keep doing hard work"
  Have A Nice Day
  Upset Ghantu

Poor Ghantu
one day decided that he will make her wife (Preto) happy. Early in the morning he prepared a good cup of tea and boiled two eggs and happily took the breakfast for preto while she was in bed. With a gentle smile he offered hot breakfast to Preto. Looking at Ghantu with breakfast in his hands she shouted you will never understand today I wanted to eat omelet from eggs and you have brought boiled eggs. Ghantu was disappointed, next day he again decided to make Preto happy again he prepared a good cup of tea and today he prepared good omelet from two eggs. Again he went with breakfast when Preto was in bed. Preto looked at breakfast and again shouted…you will never understand today you have made omelet from eggs but I wanted to eat boiled eggs. Poor Ghantu again disappointed. Next morning he again decided to make preto happy he made a good cup of tea and boiled one egg and prepared omelet from other egg. Today he was very confident that he will make Preto happy. Again he took the breakfast to Preto and offered with gentle smile…..Preto after looking at breakfast again shouted you will never understand… the egg from which I was thinking to eat omelet you have boiled it and the egg which I was thinking to eat boiled you have made omelet of it….Poor Ghantu still wondering why preto was not happy.
Why are they Running
Ghantu - "why are all these people running?" Bhantu - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Ghantu - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
Ghantu Introduces
Ghantu and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I'm Ghantu, my wife Preeto, the boy my kid and the girl my kidney....
Why dogs don't marry
Ghantu: Why dogs don't marry? Bhantu: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

Two lawyers had been life long friends.......

Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary.
One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter. The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!" The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face. "What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant. The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine died!"

After every 10 sec a woman gives birth
A Teacher was lecturing on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid." Ghantu stood up and said - "we must find that woman and stop her!".

Ghantu and Coffee
Ghantu and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Ghantu says... Drink quickly......
Wife asks why... Ghantu says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

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Last Updated: November 16th 2008