Fun Section                                                                                                                            Oct 02' 2006
Read to Enjoy..............

What do u call a woman in heaven?  -  An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? 
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?

1980 girls: Maa mein Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le! (In Hindi)

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.(In Hindi)

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.(In Hindi)

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua' (In Hindi)

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.(In Hindi)

SON: Mom kal raat ko vapas vaisa hi hua bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi. Mom: Tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.(In Hindi)

A MAN on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says, "Break nahi mar sakta tha kya?" MAN replies "Break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di……"(In Hindi)

One Friend to other; Yar tum kitna padhe ho? FRIEND: B.A . Kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.(In Hindi)

Just for Fun...............

A lady ask her lover, " dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?" "Sure" replies lover. "By the way What's your phone no?".

SANTA SINGH: Can u spell a word that has more then 1000 letters in it? BANTA SINCH: Post Office.

Angry SANTA SINGH: Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga……mita dunga……mita dunga. BANTA SINGH standing besides said to mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.(In Hindi)

"Two Stupid Farmers"....
Two stupid farmers had this mule thatwas a very hard worker. The only problem was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears would brush the top of the entrance and then the old mule would go nuts and kick everything. One day, the farmers decided to cut a opening in the top to prevent this from happening. While they were working, a neighbor stopped by and asked what they were doing, so they explained the problem.The neighbor suggested that they could save a lot of work and time if they simply took a shovel and dug the entrance down a little bit. The farmers thanked their neighbor and he drove off. Then the one farmer said to the other, "Some stupid neighbor we have, it's not his feet that's too long, it's his ears!"