Namaste Sarkar

Thought of the week
Every day is a new day to begin, learn from mistakes and try to do work without mistakes".

Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
Ghantu went for a Lunch
Once in UK Hotel Ghantu went for his lunch. While giving order for the food he forgets the name of chicken. He struggled a lot to recall the name and finally he ordered please bring egg’s father.

Ghantu Ne Ladki Chhedi
Ghanu Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki - Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Ghantu - Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.

Ghantu Sending E-Mails
Ghantu: I've been Sending E-mails to William Shakespare. Bhantu: William Shakespare Is dead, stupid. Ghantu: no wonder he hasn't replied as well.

Mother and Wife
Teacher: How do you differentiate between wife and mother. Ghantu: Before marriage we sleep with mother and after marriage we sleep with our wife.

Ghantu's Photocopy Shop
Ghantu opened a photocopy shop and Put's a big cool board Outside: We dophotocopy In all Languages.

Wallpaper of the week


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Have a Nice Week

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

Ghantu's Uncle in a Flight
Ghantu's uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place. When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"

So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
The uncle took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that dish?" asked the curious American. "Wheat of India!" replied the uncle proudly.

Finally, the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American. "What is it?" asked the American. "Sweet of India!" replied the old man.

After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from the uncle. "What was that?" asked the American in disgust.

The old man replied coolly, "That's Air India!"

Shopping Early
Judge: why are you arrested? Ghantu: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early you were shopping? Ghantu: before opening the shop.

No Problem
Once Ghantu was visiting a museum in Germany. The guide was explaining various items kept in the museum to Ghantu. Ghantu saw one chair kept in the corner of the hall he went to it and sit on it. Guide : Sir you can not sit on that chair this is Albert Einstein’s chair. Ghantu : no problem I will leave this chair when he will come.

You have Three Children
Ghantu & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How you are going to divide, you have 3 children? Ghantu replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR.

December 29th  2008

I want to become a Cockroach
Someone asked Ghantu what do you want to become in your next life. Ghantu said a cockroach. Why Cockroach? Because my wife is only afraid of a cockroach.
Ghantu's son Praying
One night, Ghantu’s passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." Ghantu didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. Ghantu reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." Ghantu was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, Ghantu decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now Ghantu was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
Ghantu Looking in old Family Photograph
Once Ghantu was looking at an old family photograph album. Mummy mummy in this photo who this smart fellow is sitting next to you. This is your father Ghantu. If this is my father than why we are staying with this bald man.
Why you have not Exchanged
Ghantu : I hav'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why Ghantu  what happened?
Ghantu : Because I Got the upper berth.
Friend: why you have not exchanged.
Ghantu : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
Ghantu  - the brave man
Ghantu with lot of difficulty managed to enter into the train, which was very crowded. One of the passengers said really you are a brave man you managed to catch the train. Ghantu : what brave I came to send off one of my friend who is left on the plate form.

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Last Updated: December 28' 2008