Chohey se Panga…..
Choha pahoncha nadi kenare, bola hathi bahar aa saaley Hathi hokar muj se panga ab main karonga tuj ko nanga. Saale meri chadhi chorayee jag bhar me meri hansi urayee.
Hathi
bola sun to yaar main karta hoon tuj se pyar. Subha meri thi chadhi geelee
isliye maine teri leli. Ab to maaf kar de yaar nahi karonga agli baar.
Aashiq Halwai.....
Halwai bola Tumhare
honth hain jalebi, aankhe hain ras main dobe rasgulle aur gaal hain gulab
jamun. Ladki boli chal pechay hat batameej choeyega mujhey to ho jaige Diabetes.
Maukaparast.....
Ham tere dar pe sana kal phir aayenge agar to na mile to tere padosan ke ghar chale jainge.
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Wall Paper from www.santabanta.com
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There is nothing impossible. The word in itself says that ‘I’ ‘M’ ‘POSSIBLE’.
When there is will there is a way. So be positive and keep trying to achieve
your targets……If you sincerely try for it certainly you will achieve it.
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Tunnel expert.......
In
New York city the authorities invited global tenders for the construction
of underground tunnel for sewage. The estimated length of the proposed tunnel
was 10 km. Many proposals came from all over the world. The lowest offer was
from Santa Banta Construction Company. The Authorities send an invitation
to the company and asked them to present their capability and working plan.
The two owners, Santa and Banta, represented the company and made the presentations
in front of the officials of the Authority. After the presentations, a senior
technical manager from the Authority asked Santa that how you are planning
your excavation plan. Santa said sir ji you just don’t worry we have a good
digging experience. For last 10 years we have been digging open wells in
our village. Here the only difference is that now we have to dig in horizontal
direction, which of course will be much simpler than digging in vertical
direction. Another question, said the technical manager, in your offer you
claim that you will finish the job in half of the time while others estimated
almost double of it, what are your technical expertise for that. Oh sir ji…very
simple, I will start digging from the North end and Banta will start from
the South end and we’ll meet somewhere in the center. But if you don’t meet
in the center, said the technical manager. Santa again answered ……Ha Ha Ha…Sir
ji how it’s going to affect you whether we meet in between or not, in any
case if we meet in between you will get one tunnel if not you will have two
tunnels in same cost……
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How can I land my Aircraft...
One
day Santa and Banta were flying a small aircraft. Santa was the main pilot
and Banta was assisting him. After flying for more than an hour Santa decided
to land. He lowered the aircraft and came closer to the airstrip. Suddenly,
he started abusing the people who have designed the airstrip. Again he returned
back and made second attempt for landing, this time also he came closer to
the airstrip and start abusing the engineers who have designed the airstrip.
This continues for four – five times. Banta, who was quietly observing all
this politely asked Santa, buddy what the problem is? Now Santa shouted in
disgrace these engineers are big fools, see how foolish these people are
how can one land his aircraft on this airstrip. They have provide only few
meters of length for landing and miles of width to the air strip…..
Thought of the week…
‘Failure is success if we learn from it’ - Malcom S.Forbes |
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Its Lions Party.....
One
day there was a wedding party of a lion. All lions from the jungle were drinking
and dancing. Suddenly one of the lion shouted look that rat has entered into
our party and he is also drinking and dancing. The leader of the lion shouted….hey
rat how you can dance in the lions party. Rat answered loudly …… hey you
all forget me I am your old friend…… I also used to be a lion before my wedding…..
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Mahamrityunjay Mantra
‘Om Tryambakam Yajamahe Sugandhi Pushtivardhanam Urvarukmiv Bandhanan Mrityormukshiy Mamritaat’.
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