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Thought of the week
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''Every day is a new day to begin, learn from mistakes and try to do work
without mistakes''.
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
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Letter from Ghantu's Mother
Dear Ghantu,
I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do
not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that
most accidents happen 20 miles from our home, so we moved. I wont be able
to send you the address as the previous resident who stayed here took the
numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change
their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine.
I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain
and haven't seen them since then.The weather here isn't too bad. It rained
only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time
for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be
a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them
off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home.
It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he will come
up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
grass at the cemetery.Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found
out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt
or Uncle. Your uncle fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out,
but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three
days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.
Love Mom.
P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
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Wallpaper
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Wallpaper source
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Have
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You are
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Oh! Dear you are so lucky
you are leading a very happy married life. How do you know that? I am your
neighbor and always I hear loud laughings from your house. You know
why we laugh? My wife, always throughs something on me when she is angry.
If it hits me she laughs and if she miss it I laugh.
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Are You Relaxing
Once Ghantu singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided
to pull his leg. Walking up to him they asked him, "Sir are you rela-xing?"
Ghantu singh replied, "No, I am Ghantu Singh!" The kids started laughing
wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Ghantu Singh and he decided to
check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near him and
asked, "Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?" Ghantu
Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for
you!"
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Ghantu
Lost in Shopping Mall
Ghantu and Bhantu got lost at the shopping mall. So they go to the map, where
they see a red arrow that says: YOU ARE HERE Ghantu looks at the Bhantu and
exclaims: "WoW! How do they know that?"
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Ghantu's Delusion
Ghantu thought he was dead, but in reality
he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family
finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious
sessions trying to convince Ghantu that he is still alive. Nothing seemed
to work. Finally the doctor tried one last approach.
He took out his medical books and proceeded to show Ghantu that dead men don't bleed. After hours
of tedious study, Ghantu seemed convinced that dead men don't
bleed."Do
you now agree that dead men don't bleed ?" the doctor asked."Yes, I do," Ghantu replied."Very well, then," the doctor said.He took out a pin and pricked the patient's
finger. Out came a trickle of blood.The doctor asked, "What does that tell
you ?" "Oh
my goodness!" Ghantu exclaimed as he stared incredulously
at his finger ... "Dead men do bleed !!"
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Mental Deficiency
A
noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party and his host, Ghantu, naturally
broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind
telling me, Doctor," Ghantu asked "how you detect
a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing
is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should
answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts
you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain
Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which
one?' Ghantu thought for a moment, and
then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example
would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
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Wife`s Birthday
Ghantu thought
he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's (Preeto) birthday
and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist,
provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to
Preeto on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving
husband." Preeto was thrilled by this new
display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later,
when Ghantu came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd
you get them?"
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December 8th 2008
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Get up after a Nap
Once Bhantu went to meet Ghantu. Bhantu:When do you get up after a nice
nap. Ghantu:As soon as the sun's rays enter my room through the window Bhantu:
Don't u find it too early. Ghantu: No my window is towards the west, not
towards the east.
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Intelligent Ghantu
Ghantu and
a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Mumbai to New Delhi.
The lawyer asks if he would like to play a fun game. Ghantu, tired, just wants to take a
nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me fifty rupees, and vice versa."
Again, Ghantu declines and tries to get some
sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer,
you pay me Rs. 50, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you Rs. 5000."
This catches Ghantu's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first
question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
Ghantu doesn't
say a word, reaches into his purse, pulls out a Rs. 50 bill, and hands it
to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." Ghantu asks, "What goes up a hill with
three legs and comes back with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated,
he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers but to no avail. After
an hour, he wakes Ghantu and hands him Rs. 5000.
Ghantu thanks
him and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a
little miffed, stirs Ghantu and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, Ghantu reaches into his purse, hands
the lawyer Rs. 50, and goes back to sleep.
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Garry Kasporav & Ghantu
Mr Ghantu
Singh is traveling from Moscow to New Delhi. Seated besides him is Gary
Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Ghantu: 'Oye Gar(r)y. You think
I don't know who you are ?. I can't compete with a world champion'
Gary : 'How
about if I play left handed ?' Ghantu: [Think...Think..] 'OK
!' Ghantu
is demolished in four moves... and is very upset through-out the rest of
the journey. On landing he meets his friend Bhantu Singh. Ghantu: Hey ! You know what
! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing
left-handed..... Bhantu : Oye fool !! He sure
did fool you !! You know what !! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED !!
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