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Namashkar Malik!
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Thought of the week
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Happiness
does’nt come from external things it’s within you, so explore it. Those
who find it will always be happy.
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
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Ghantu at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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Ghantu
proposed to a girl......
Girl said: 'I'm 1 year elder to you'.
Ghantu said: 'Oye, no problem I'll marry you next year.
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Ghantu: I got married because I was tired of cooking,
cleaning home and washing clothes.
Bhantu: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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Bhantu bought a car on loan... He didn't
pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Ghantu: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Ghantu - "why are all these
people running?" Bhantu - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup."
Ghantu - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
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Ghantu found answer to the
most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
it's simple what ever you will order first it will be served first!
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A Teacher was lecturing
on Population Explosion - "In India after every 10 seconds a woman gives
birth to a kid."
Ghantu stood up and said - "we must find and stop her!".
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Ghantu was writing something very slowly.
Bhantu asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
ghantu: "I'm writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read very fast."
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Ghantu: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about you?
Bhantu: Me too, after you leave.
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Ghantu went out to buy an Indian flag. The
shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Please show me some different colours and designs.
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Ghantu: Why dogs don't marry?
Bhantu: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Ghantu falls in love with
a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her:
"I love you sister."
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Ghantu calls Air India. 'How long does
it take to fly to Delhi?'
'Just a second,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says Ghantu and hangs up.
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