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Namaste Sarkar
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Every day is a new day to begin, learn from mistakes and try to do work
without mistakes".
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| Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Ghantu
went for a Lunch
Once in UK Hotel Ghantu went for his lunch. While giving order for the
food he forgets the name of chicken. He struggled a lot to recall the name
and finally he ordered please bring egg’s father.
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Ghantu
Ne Ladki Chhedi
Ghanu Ne
Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki - Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He
Kya?? Ghantu - Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.
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Ghantu
Sending E-Mails
Ghantu: I've
been Sending E-mails to William Shakespare. Bhantu: William Shakespare Is
dead, stupid. Ghantu: no wonder he hasn't replied as well.
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Mother
and Wife
Teacher: How do you differentiate between wife and mother. Ghantu: Before
marriage we sleep with mother and after marriage we sleep with our wife.
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Ghantu's
Photocopy Shop
Ghantu opened
a photocopy shop and Put's a big cool board Outside: We dophotocopy In all
Languages.
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Wallpaper of the week
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Source: http://www.webshots.com
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Have a Nice Week
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Cigarette
: A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
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Ghantu's Uncle in a Flight
Ghantu's
uncle was booked into an SIA flight to Bombay. But as this was his first
time in an airplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, the
uncle declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't
charge me for food and drinks!"
So, as everybody
was given their in-flight meal, the uncle began spreading out his own home-cooked
meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher, who
was curious about the food. "Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked. The uncle picked up the yogurt-based
lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"
The uncle
took out several pieces of chapattis and started feasting. "And what is that
dish?" asked the curious American. "Wheat of India!" replied the
uncle proudly.
Finally,
the uncle took out some desserts. He offered some to the American. "What is it?" asked the American.
"Sweet
of India!" replied the old man.
After the
meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud "Pooooooooot!" from
the uncle. "What was that?" asked the American
in disgust.
The old man
replied coolly, "That's Air India!"
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Shopping
Early
Judge: why are you arrested?
Ghantu:
for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime,
anyway how early you were shopping? Ghantu: before opening the shop.
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No
Problem
Once Ghantu was visiting a museum in Germany. The guide was explaining
various items kept in the museum to Ghantu. Ghantu saw one chair kept in
the corner of the hall he went to it and sit on it. Guide : Sir you can not
sit on that chair this is Albert Einstein’s chair. Ghantu : no problem I
will leave this chair when he will come.
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You have
Three Children
Ghantu & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How you are going to divide, you have 3 children? Ghantu
replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR.
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2008 |
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I
want to become a Cockroach
Someone asked Ghantu what do you want to become in your next life. Ghantu
said a cockroach. Why Cockroach? Because my wife is only afraid of a cockroach.
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Ghantu's
son Praying
One night, Ghantu’s passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." Ghantu didn't quite
know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning,
they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. Ghantu reassured
himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The
next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta
ta, Grandma." Ghantu was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure
enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, Ghantu decided to wait outside his son's door the next
night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta,
Daddy." Now Ghantu was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went
to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When
he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank
God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on
our porch this morning!"
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Ghantu
Looking in old Family Photograph
Once Ghantu was looking at an old family photograph album. Mummy mummy
in this photo who this smart fellow is sitting next to you. This is your
father Ghantu. If this is my father than why we are staying with this bald
man.
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Why you have not Exchanged
Ghantu : I
hav'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why
Ghantu what happened?
Ghantu : Because
I Got the upper berth.
Friend: why
you have not exchanged.
Ghantu : Oye,
there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
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Ghantu
- the brave man
Ghantu with lot of difficulty managed to enter into the train, which was
very crowded. One of the passengers said really you are a brave man you managed
to catch the train. Ghantu : what brave I came to send off one of my friend
who is left on the plate form.
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