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Namaste Ji
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Thought
of the week
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''O Mother Earth, enrich me
with the wisdom so that I should not damage or degrade you, wherever, I dig
out, should quickly be regenerated and covered with greenery'' - Rabindranath
Tagore
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Tum
Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho
Ghantu went to see a girl for marriage. Their families decided to leave
them for some talk. After some time, Ghantu asks: Behenji, aap kitne bhai
behan ho? (Sister how many brother and sister are you)
Girl: Vaise to 3 the par ab 4 ho gaye.(actually we were 3 but now we are 4)
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I will become mad
Ghantu: If
something happen to you I will become mad.
Preeto (Ghantu’s
wife): Will you marry for second time.
Ghantu: I
can’t say anything as mad man can do anything
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What
a Glass
Ghantu : Look Bhantu, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed.
How can you put drink in it.
Bhantu:Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will
the drink stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'
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Wallpaper of the week
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Source: http://www.webshots.com
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Have a Nice Week
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You have become father
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Nurse: Congrates Ghantu you have
become father, you are blessed by a baby boy. Ghantu: Thankyou, please do
me a favor don’t tell my wife I’ll give her a surprise.
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Ghantu
in Hospital
Ghantu was in the hospital, so the family sent for his friend Bhantu. As
Bhantu stood beside the bed, Ghantu's condition grew worse, and he wrote a
small note then he died. Bhantu thought it best not to look at the note just
then, so he kept it in his pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhantu
was visting Ghantu's family. "You know," Bhantu said, "Ghantu handed me a
note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Ghantu, I'm sure
there's a word of inspiration there for all of us." He unfolded the note and read
aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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Men - dominated by their women
God said, "I
want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their
women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their
women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and
there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women
was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there
was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one
of my sons that stood up. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage
to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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They
called me GOD
Ghantu: People
consider me as a "GOD"
Bhantu : How
do you know that?
Ghantu : When
I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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I
want to enjoy the sunday
Ghantu: Today is Sunday and I want to enjoy, so I bought three movie tickets
Preeto (Ghantu's wife): Why three?
Ghantu: For you and your parents.
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Husband went to buy potatoes
Lady
to inspector Ghantu: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't
come back yet!
Ghantu:
Why don't you cook something else.
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Ghantu
to his new bride
Ghantu to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think
you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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