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Thought of the week
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
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Ham tere pyar me had se gujar
gaye…Ham tere pyar main had se gujar gaye… to toah hamari ho na sake tere
saheli ke ham ho gaye.
Nadi ka kinara tha, Nadi ka kinara tha julfo ka saya tha paas jake dekha
to sardar naha raha tha.
Hamne tum se pyar kiya abla samaj ke tere baap ne ham ko peeta tabla samaj
ke.
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Three
can manage
One day Shanti, the servant, came in shouting madam madam madam… Madam
said yes what happen why are you shouting. Shanti said look madam out side
three ladies are beating your mother-in-law very badly. Oh! madam came out
on the terrace and saw the three ladies beating her mother-in-law. Shanti
said, madam why don’t you go and help…. No Shanti I thing those three can
manage with that they don’t need the fourth one to join…..
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No More
Twins Please
Ghantu had twins; he named
them Tin Martin.
Again had twins, he named
them Peter & Repeater.
Again got twins this time
named Max & Climax.
Again the same, disgusted
Gantu named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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Have a Nice Day!
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Funny
Advertisement and Notice
New aerobics Center: Workout your fat at our centre, no food restrictions,
eat anything and melt your fat with our experienced instructors.
For sale: an antique desk
suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
A dry-cleaning advertisement:
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
An advertisement: Sheer
stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women
wear nothing else.
An advertisement for Used Cars:
Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
An advertisement for a nursery:
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
A Social Notice: Tuesday
at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will
please come early.
An advertisement for a restaurant:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
A sign in front of an advertising agency:
"A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS"
A Notice In a maternity ward:
"No children allowed."
An advertisement for a superstore:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"
A Notice for change of address
of barbershop from ground floor to first floor: Now we are cutting underneath
hairs upstairs.
An advertisement in a restaurant:
''Hot roasted chicken $ 20, Fresh Fish roasted $ 15, child below 5 years served
free''.
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha
chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao
to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.(In Hindi)
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March 9th 2009
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No Problem
Once Ghantu was visiting a museum in Germany. The guide was explaining various
items kept in the museum to Ghantu. Ghantu saw one chair kept in the corner
of the hall he went to it and sit on it. Guide : Sir you can not sit on that
chair this is Albert Einstein’s chair. Ghantu : no problem I will leave this
chair when he will come.
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Ghantu
- the brave man
Ghantu with lot of difficulty managed to enter into the train, which was
very crowded. One of the passengers said really you are a brave man you managed
to catch the train. Ghantu : what brave I came to send off one of my friend
who is left on the plate form.
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The
Last Compartment
Once Ghantu with his other friends were travelling in a train and their
compartment was the last.The train was heading to Darjeeling (a beautiful
Himalayan hill station) and was moving up the hill. Suddenly, Ghantu realised
that the train has started moving in the reverse direction. He peeped out
the window and started shouting O A our compartment is detached from the
train. Ghantu and his friends some how managed to get out of the compartment
and walked for about 4-5 kms to reach a railway station. Ghantu started
shouting and abusing the railways. In the mean time the station master came
and asked Ghantu to give his complaint in writing. Ghatu in his complaint
wrote like this ‘The Railways must take proper precautions particularly for
the last compartment of the train…. In future please do not attach the last
compartment in the train… if it is really essential it must be attached in
the middle of the train…..
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What's
the diffrence between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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