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Mohalla
ki ek chamiya pe Gango ka dil aya. Mohalla ki ek chamiya pe Gango ka dil
aaya. Soot pahin ke, boot pahen ke Gango khoob itraya, are chamiya pe dil
aaya. Chamiya ko dekh ke naya geet hai gaya, are chamiya pe dil aaya.
Ek din
chamiya kapra leke gango ke ghar aaye, sab kapra ko jaldi dhodo chachi ghar
hai aayee. Gango man hi man me bola hai aaj tum aayee, kaise bolo kaise bolun
tum sang preet lagyee. Sun ri chamiya sun ri chamiya dil tum pe hai aaya,
himmat karke himmat karke gango ne ye bataya. Chappal leke chamiya boli aaja
preet lagaoo, Gangoo bola galti hogaye ab na preet lagaoo.
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Early morning mist, central Indiana Wall paper from www.webshots.com
(click to download)
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A Good Thought...
Proper
Preparation
Prevents
Poor
Performance
The important five Ps
- Anonymous
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Ghantu Singh - The Genius
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Do'nt think that I am a fool....
Ghantu Singh wins Rs. 2 Million from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave Rs. 1 million after deducting tax.
Angry Ghantu Singh, do you think that I am a fool "Give me Rs. 2 Million or else return my 20 Rs back!
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Is it a Modern Art....
Ghantu Singh at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a MODERN ART ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s A MIRROR!
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You have Three Children...
Ghantu Singh & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How you are going to divide, you have 3 children?
Ghantu Singh replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR.
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No Problem....
Ghantu Singh proposed a Girl......Girl said 'I'm 1year elder to you'...........
Gantu Singh said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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No More Twins Please...
Ghantu Singh had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins, he named them Peter & Repeater.
Again got twins this time named Max & Climax.
Again the same, disgusted Gantu Singh named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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What for they are Running....
Ghantu Singh; why are all these people running?
Another Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ghantu Singh- If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running? |
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Come at Night....
Ghantu Singh tells a girl "Come to my house at night, nobody will be there.............Girl went at night & realy nobody was there..
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Why you have not Exchanged.....
Ghantu Singh: I hav'nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why Ghantu Singh what happened?
Ghantu Singh: Because I Got the upper berth.
Friend: why you have not exchanged.
Ghantu Singh: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
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Thought of the week…
''Weakness is a cause of strength both in materials and living beings. So do not hate weaknesses. Nature compensates''
- Anonymous
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Ghantu Singh's wish...
When I die, I want to die like my grand father who died peacefuly in his
sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
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The Last Compartment…
Once Ghantu Singh with his other friends were travelling in a train and their compartment was the last.The train was heading to
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Darjeeling
(a beautiful Himalayan hill station) and was moving up the hill. Suddenly,
Ghantu Singh realised that the train has started moving in the reverse direction.
He peeped out the window and started shouting O A our compartment is detached
from the train. Ghantu Singh and his friends some how managed to get out
of the compartment and walked for about 4-5 kms to reach a railway station.
Ghatu Singh started shouting and abusing the railways. In the mean time the
station master came and asked Ghantu Singh to give his complaint in writing.
Ghatu Singh in his complaint wrote like this ‘The Railways must take proper
precautions particularly for the last compartment of the train…. In future
please do not attach the last compartment in the train… if it is really essential
it must be attached in the middle of the train…..
Friends Last Words....
Ghantu Singh visits Chinese friend dying in a hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Ghantu Singh went to china to find the meaning of friends last words. It was 'You are standing on the oxygen tube'!
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Water the plants....
Ghantu Singh told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Ghantu Singh: So what take an umbrella and go.
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WHO IS RICH & WHO IS POOR.......
One day the father of a very wealthy family took
his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him
how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm
of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their
trip, the father asked his son How was the trip? It was great, Dad. Did you
see how poor people live? the father asked. Oh yeah, said the son. So, tell
me, what you learned from the trip? asked the father.
The son answered: I saw that we have
one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our
garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in
our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front
yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live
on and they have fields that go beyond. We have servants who serve us, but
they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around
our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them.
The boy's father was speechless. Then
his son added, Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are. Isn't perspective
a wonderful thing?
Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have
Appreciate every single thing you have! Refresh your perspective and appreciation
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