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Namashkar Malik!
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Thought of the week
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Happiness
does’nt come from external things it’s within you, so explore it. Those who
find it will always be happy.
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi...
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(In Hindi)
Ek bar Ghantu ne banto se kaha aaj hamari shadi ki saalgirah hai chalo mast
tareke se manaye. Ek jam tum lo aur ek jam main leta hoon. Banto ne ek ghoot
peya aur boli……….. chee kitni karbi hai. Is par Ghantu boli to tujhe kya lagta
hai main rooj peekar maje leta hoon….karbi to mujhe bhi lagti hai…
(In English) One day Ghantu said to his wife, today
is our marriage anniversary let us celebrate it in a good way. You take one
peg of whisky and I will also take one. After sipping Bhanto said…..eeeh its
taste is very bitter. Listing to this Ghantu said and what do you think everyday
I am enjoing it’s taste……it taste bitter to me also.
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Tumhare
Bharose (In Hindi)
Ghantu apni biwi se kahta hai, maine ladka manga tha, ladki kaise ho gayi?
Biwi kahti hai tumhare bharose rahti to ye bhi nahi hoti..!
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Why
Ghantu is Unhappy
Ghantu unhappy on the birth of the twins ! WHY ? ?; becouse he is worried
that "who is the father of the other child".
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Men - dominated by their women
God said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated
their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by
their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and
there were two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women
was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there
was only one man.
God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one
of my sons that stood up. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage
to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
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The
Dentist
A old lady one day went to a dentist. The lady was suffering from a tooth
infection. She explained her problem to the dentist and requested him
to do something immediately. The dentist took her to the operation theater
and asked her to sit on the chair and open her mouth. The lady, since she
was suffering from the pain, managed to open her mouth slightly. Dentist said
to the lady slightly more open your mouth. The lady tried and open her mouth
slightly more. Again dentist said madam please open slightly more…….three
four times it continues. The lady finally got upset and shouted at the dentist
are you planning to sit in my mouth to remove my teeth.
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March 30th 2009
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Bye bye
Ghantu, very proud of his humour used to tell his wife while leaving for
the office: "Good bye four children mother." One day his wife fed up of this
and answered: "Bye Bye, two children father." That ended the husband's jokes.
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My
wife is having an affair
Ghantu and his two friends were talking at a bar. His first friend says,
"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I
came home and found wire cutters under our bed and it was’nt mine." His second
friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other
day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Ghantu says, "I think
my wife is having an affair with a horse". Both his friends look at him with
utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey
under our bed."
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Husband
went to buy potatoes
Lady to inspector Ghantu: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn't come back yet!
Ghantu: Why don't you cook something else.
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Ghantu
to his new bride
Ghantu to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think
you will be able to live on my small income?”
“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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