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Thought
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Happiness does’nt come from external
things it’s within you, so explore it. Those who find it will always be happy.
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Once Ghantu and one pathan were
traveling in a train. Ghantu was trying to open his suitcase to take out his
night dress, but he was unable to open it. Pathan came and opened the suitcase
and said "Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" (Pathan is a child of lion) and went
off. After an hour Ghantu was busy in opening his lunch box, but he could
not open it.
Pathan came, opened the box and
said " Pathan Sher ka bachcha hai" (Pathan is a child of lion) " and went
off. After some time Ghantu was trying to open the door of the toilet but
he could not. Again Pathan came and opened it with one kick and said " Pathan
Sher ka bachcha hai" (Pathan is a child of lion)". This time Ghantu became
angry he asked pathan "oye muzhe ek gal bata, teri ma jungle gayi thi ya sher
tere ghar aaya tha?" (Oye tell me one thing your mother went to jungle or
lion came to your house) and he went off.
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Grown up daughters
Ghantu started
to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and
due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He
had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he
approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for
the night. The Owner replied "I have two grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't
allow you to stay." He approached the next house and asked whether he can
stay there for the night. The Owner replied,"I have three grown up daughters.
Sorry, I can't allow you to stay." He went towards the next house and without
taking any risks, asked, "Do you have grown up daughters?" The Owner asked,
"WHY?" Ghantu replied, "I wanted to stay here for a night ....."
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Wallpaper of the week
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Have
a Nice Week
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Is it One
One One One
Bye
bye
Ghantu, very proud of
his humour used to tell his wife while leaving for the office: "Good bye four
children mother." One day his wife fed up of this and answered: "Bye Bye,
two children father." That ended the husband's jokes.
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Have you ever driven a Honda car
One day a person
was going in his old Car at 45Km/hr on a highway and enjoying his drive. Suddenly
Ghantu came in his brand new Honda car and peeped into the car and shouted
at the person - "have you ever driven a Honda car?" and sped off.
The person was surprised but he did not bother. After some time Ghantu came
again from the opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again "
have you ever driven a Honda car?" and sped off.
This time the person was annoyed as he thaught that Ghantu was teasing about
his driving ability and his old car. After some time again Ghantu came back
speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car. The person was about
to say something but Ghantu goes off. This time the person increased his speed
but suddenly stopped as he found Ghantu lying on the road, bleeding. He got
down and mocked at Ghantu "have you ever driven a Honda car?" Ghantu in pain
said "That is what I was asking, I was asking you for the brakes."
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Dr.
Ghantu
Ghantu wants
to somehow get a doctorate. One of his friend advises him to do research in
zoology. So Ghantu decides to do his research in zoology, that too with a
Frog. He first keeps the frog on a table and asks it to jump. It jumps. Now
he cuts one of its legs and keeps it over the table. Again he asks it to
jump. Again frog jumps.
Getting boosted by this development, now he cuts another leg and asks the
frog to jump. The frog jumps again. Getting wondered about it, now he cuts
the third leg and again asks it to jump. The frog jumps. Now he could not
control the suspense and cuts the fourth leg and ask the frog to jump. It
doesn't. Immediately Ghantu writes in his thesis "If you cut all the four
legs of a frog, it will become deaf."
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When will Rajdhani Express go
Ghantu was
at the railway station. He asks a man "When will Rajdhani Express go from
here?" Man Replies 12.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here?" Man Replies
11.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here?" Man Replies 10.30. Ghantu
goes on asking about all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether
he wants to go to somewhere by the train or not. Ghantu replied, "No I just
want to cross the tracks!"
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My
wife is having an affair
Ghantu and his two friends
were talking at a bar. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having
an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire
cutters under our bed and it was’nt mine." His second friend says, "I think
my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench
under the bed and it wasn't mine." Ghantu says, "I think my wife is having
an affair with a horse". Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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Oye
I am Minister
Ghantu was
traveling by train without a ticket. When he saw the Ticket inspector (Bhantu)
coming he thought of an excuse which he had heard from other people, that
is, ministers can travel free. So when Bhantu came and asked Ghantu for his
ticket, he said 'Oye! I am minister'.
Bhantu asked him 'Oye! which minister. Ghantu couldn't think of any minister
except Mrs. Indira Gandhi, so he said 'Oy! I am Indira Gandhi'. Immediately
Bhantu caught Ghantu's feet for blessing and said I have heard lot about you,
I have read lot about you and my luck, I saw you today.
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Just
to go back home
Ghantu, Bhantu, and one of their friends were stranded on an uninhabited
island. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island,
which was inhabited. Friend was so determined to get home that he tried to
swim. He swam upto 50 miles, got tired, and drowned. Then Bhantu tried. He
swam upto 75 miles, but got tired and drowned, too. Ghantu thought he could
make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started
getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.
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