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Namaste Ji
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Thought
of the week
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There is nothing impossible. The
word in itself says that ‘I’ ‘M’ ‘POSSIBLE’. When there is will there is
a way. So be positive and keep trying to achieve your targets……If you sincerely
try for it certainly you will achieve it.
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Ghantu was walking through deep
Forest. He saw a snake hanging on the Tree. Ghantu: Sirf latak ne se height
nahi badegi, mummy ko bolo Complann pilaye..(you can not increase your height
just by hanging tell your mom to give you Complane - the energy drink).
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Aadhi
Jameen (in hindi)
Jageer Daar
(Land lord) to Ghantu: agr main subah apni car me niklun to shaam tak main
apni aadhi zameen bhi nahi dekh sakta. Ghantu: hamare pas bhi pehle aisi
hi car thi.
Landlord
(having huge land holding) to Ghantu: I take my car in the morning till evening
I cant even visit half of my land. Ghantu: Ya we were also having similar
type of car earlier.(in english)
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Wallpaper of the week
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Have a Nice Week
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Ghantu found a
monkey
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Ghantu found a monkey and took
It to Police Station. Inspector: Take this monkey to Zoo. Next day Inspector
Sees Ghantu with the same monkey at a bus stop. Inspector: Yesterday I told
you to take this monkey to zoo what you are doing here with this monkey.
Ghantu: Ya, yesterday I took this monkey to zoo, it was a great fun we both
enjoied, today we’ll be going to watch a movie.
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Noble Prize
Man sees Ghantu standing in the middle of a huge feild of grass and notices,
He is just standing there,doing nothing, looking at nothing. Man asks: Ghantu
what are you doing ? Ghantu: I am trying to win a noble prize. Man: How? Ghantu:
Well I heard they give the noble prize to people who are outstanding in their
feild.
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Say the blessing
A wife invited
some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter
and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn`t know what to say,"
the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy
say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and
said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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You have stolen money
Judge: You
have stolen money from this man.Ghantu: My lord I have not stolen
money. He just gave it to me.Judge: When he gave you money?
Ghantu:
My lord when I showed him GUN.
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Ghantu
Concluded
A man jumped into sea and never came out, second man jumped into sea the
day after and he also never come out. Ghantu was watching this whole scene
frm a distance. He concluded a result from this observation, "Human being
is Soluble n Water".
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The
Spots
Ghantu to his friend: I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. Friend: have
you seen Doctor ? Ghantu: No , Just Spots .
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