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Namaste Malik
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Thought
of the week
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It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.
William Shakespeare
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Nasha har gam bhula deta hai
Ghantu: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife?
Ghantu: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.
Pehla Operation
Ghantu: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation
hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Ghantu joined NASA
After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA
to: SATYANASA
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Wallpaper of the week
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Source: http://www.webshots.com
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Have a Nice Week
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An astronomer
was watching
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An astronomer was watching the sky from
his telescope. Ghantu was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that,
Ghantu shouted, "What a Shot you made!"
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When
do you buy this Motorbike
Manager: When do you buy this motorbike. Ghantu: Yesterday when I was standing
in the bus station at night a girl came in motorbike, stopped in front of
me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes
and said take whatever you want. I took the motorbike what can I do with her
clothes.
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Types of Tenses
Teacher: Ghantu tell how many types of tenses are there. Ghantu: Three types.
Teacher: Tell example for each. Ghantu: Madam, I saw your daughter yesterday.
Today I love her. Tomorrow I’ll take her and marry her.
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One day Ghantu
One day Ghantu
bravely told her girl friend I Love you. Angry Girl friend: Cant you say this
politely. Ghantu: I Love you sister.
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Heater
Friend:
If you feel cold what you will do. Ghantu: I will sit in front of a heater.
Friend if you still feel cold what you will do. Ghantu: I will switch on the
heater.
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Ghantu to
his new bride
Ghantu to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think
you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dear, no trouble,”
she replied. “But what will you live on?”
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Titanic
was sinking
Titanic
was sinking. An
englishman asked Ghantu, “How far is land”? Ghantu: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction
(left or right)? Ghantu: Downwards!
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We'll apply next year
When Ghantu and his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked:
"How will you divide, you have three children?" Ghantu replied: "Ok! we'll
apply next year."
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Whose
skeleton is that
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Ghantu: Tipu Sultan’s skeleton. Tourist:
and smaller skeleton next to it? Ghantu: Tipu’s when he was child.
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Slambook
filled by Ghantu
Strength: My wife,Preeto.
Weakness: Bhantu’ s wife, Jeeto.
Oppurtunity: When Bhantu is on tour.
Threat: When I m on tour.
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We
are Going to Marry
Ghanto to a friend: Me and my girl friend are going to Marry. Friend: Wao,
what a good news, When you are going to marry. Ghante: me on December 7th
and my girl friend on December 14th.
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