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Thought
of the week
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"If you are innovative you have many answers to a question. You may
find a solution for any problem in life if you are hardworking, innovative
and honest.''.
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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Itne Kam Marks (In Hindi)
Ghantu: Pappu,
Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us
saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
So Much less Marks (In English)
Ghantu to his
son: Pappu you scored very less marks? Needs to slap twice. Pappu: Ok lets
go I have already seen that foolish teacher's house.
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NoFaith
One day Ghantu
went with his wife preeto to a clinic, the doctor took the patient (preeto)
inside the consultation room.
Preeto: Doctor
please call your nurse inside!
Doctor: Why
you have no faith in me or What??
Preeto: No
doctor, It's not like that, I have no faith in my husband!!
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Ghantu
at the local cricket Match
In one local criket match
Ghantu raised his bat on 35 runs and started waving at the crowd. His partner Bhantu asked "Ghantu,
there is no century or half century or wining moment why you raised your bat."
Ghnatu
replied: "You don't know the value of 35, I know it from my school time. It's
the Passing Marks!"
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Robbing the Bank
Ghantu and Bhantu decided
to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but
they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack
each. After
a while they meet again and one asks the other...
Ghantu: 'What did you
find in your sack?'
Bhantu: 'Ten lakh Rupees!'
Ghnatu: 'Wow... that's
a lot of money!' What did you do with the cash?'
Bhantu: 'I bought a house.
How about your sack?'
Ghnatu: 'Bah... it was
full of bills.'
Bhantu: 'And what did
you do with them?'
Ghantu: 'Eh, well... little
by little, I'm paying them off...'
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The
Suicide Bomber
Ghantu joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to
suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs
stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's
camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?
Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. Ghantu: Sir now there are 25 can I do
it now? Boss: Wait for more.
Ghantu: Sir, now I am in a midst of
150 soldiers, can I suicide now? Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr,
don't worry about your family, we will look after. Ghantu pulls his knife and stabs himself
in his chest!
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Dear Readers,
Hope you are enjoing
FUN SECTION. I would like to have your comments for this section.
Your comments are very valuable for further improvement of this section.
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Popular
Ghantu
Ghantu was bragging to his boss one day," You know, I know everyone there
is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting,
his boss called his bluff, "OK, Ghantu how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes,
Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Ghantu and his boss fly
out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough,Tom Cruise,
shouts, " Ghantu! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and
join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Ghantu 's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Ghantu that he thinks Ghantu knowing
Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Ghantu says. "President
Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Ghantu says, "I know him, let's fly
out to Washington." At the White House, Bush spots Ghantu on the tour and
motions him and his boss over, saying, " Ghantu, what a surprise, I was just
on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup
of coffee first." Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally
convinced. After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Ghantu,
who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Ghantu. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known the Pope
a long time." So they fly to Rome. Ghantu and his boss are assembled with
the masses in Vatican Square when Ghantu says, "This will never work. I cannot
catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out on the balcony with
the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure
enough, half an hour later Ghantu emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But
by the time Ghantu returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack
and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Ghantu
asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until
you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said," Who
is that on the balcony with Ghantu?"
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