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Namaste Ji
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Thought
of the week
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''O Mother Earth, enrich me
with the wisdom so that I should not damage or degrade you, wherever, I dig
out, should quickly be regenerated and covered with greenery'' - Rabindranath
Tagore
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Ye Bhi Khoob Kahi
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If you broke your arm
First-aid
teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Ghantu: I
will never go to either place again!
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On Honeymoon
Trip
Ghantu went alone on his honeymoon. Because he didn't believe in sleeping
with a married woman.
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Tumhare
Bharose (In Hindi)
Ghantu apni biwi se kahta hai, maine ladka manga tha, ladki kaise ho gayi?
Biwi kahti hai tumhare bharose rahti to ye bhi nahi hoti..!
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Why
Ghantu is Unhappy
Ghantu unhappy on the birth of the twins ! WHY ? ?; becouse he is worried
that "who is the father of the other child".
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Ghantu in Library
Ghantu walks into a library and says: Can I have a burger? Librarian:
Sorry, this is a library. Ghantu whispers: Can I have a burger please?
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Wallpaper of the week
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Have a Nice Week
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Sharab Ek Bimari hai
Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko
khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum
khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.
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Whisky is a disease
which spoils the entire society. So lets cure this disease. You finish one
bottle and I will finish one.
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A real hurry
Ghuntu rushes
into a bar, orders four expensive thirty-year- old single malts and has the
bartender line them up in front of him. Then, without pausing, he downs
each one. "Whew,"
the bartender remarks, "you seem to be in a hurry." "You would be, too, if you had
what I have." "What
do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asks.
"Fifty cents."
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Ghantu
to a girlfriend
Ghantu to
a girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course,
you are. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?
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Ghantu in a Museum
Museum administrator: That was a 500 year old statue that you have broken.
Ghantu: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.
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Ghantu's
wish...
When I die, I want
to die like my grand father who died peacefuly in his sleep not screaming
like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
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Ghantu
- the brave man
Ghantu with
lot of difficulty managed to enter into the train, which was very crowded.
One of the passengers said really you are a brave man you managed to catch
the train. Ghantu : what brave I came to send off one of my friend who is
left on the plate form.
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The
Dentist
A old lady one day went to a dentist. The lady was suffering from a tooth
infection. She explained her problem to the dentist and requested him
to do something immediately. The dentist took her to the operation theater
and asked her to sit on the chair and open her mouth. The lady, since she
was suffering from the pain, managed to open her mouth slightly. Dentist
said to the lady slightly more open your mouth. The lady tried and open her
mouth slightly more. Again dentist said madam please open slightly more…….three
four times it continues. The lady finally got upset and shouted at the dentist
are you planning to sit in my mouth to remove my teeth.
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